LMAO...

Dec. 27th, 2009 06:53 pm
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Someone sent this to me via email today:) I can't resist sharing the giggle:)


I'm passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,
and we could all probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle
of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of a botl of Prozic and
Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Preas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.




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